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Springfield Rockers
Springfield Rockers

Rock and roll from the heart of America's favorite town.

We've played every venue from the Isotopes Stadium to the Springfield dump (great acoustics, actually). Our sound is as authentic as the three-eyed fish in our river and as powerful as whatever's going on at Sector 7-G.

"Rock and roll had become stagnant. Then we came along." - Band Member

🔊 Our Style

  • 🎸 Raw Power - Like a nuclear reactor, but musical
  • 🥁 Heavy Drums - Louder than Homer's snoring (almost)
  • 🎤 Anthems - Songs about Springfield, beer, and more beer
  • ⚡ Pure Energy - Powered by Duff and questionable life choices

We put the "rock" in "Springfield rocks!" and the "roll" in "let's roll to Moe's after the show."

Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every week—assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak

🥃 What We Offer

  • 🍺 Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • 🔥 Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • 💔 The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • 🎵 Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

⚠️ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

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🚙 Canyonero Night

Nov 24
EST Weekly · Tuesday
More dates Tue, Dec 1 Tue, Dec 8 Tue, Dec 15
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CAN YOU NAME THE TRUCK WITH FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE? 🚙

SMELLS LIKE A STEAK AND SEATS THIRTY-FIVE!

"Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams!" - The Jingle

CANYONERO!

Tonight's Events:

  • SUV Parade - In the parking lot (bring earplugs)
  • Disclaimer Signing - "Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts"
  • 12 Yards Long, 2 Lanes Wide Display - Marvel at the size!
  • Squirrel-Crushing Demonstration - (No actual squirrels harmed... probably)

The Specs

  • Top of the line in utility sports!
  • Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
  • Blinds everybody with her super high beams!
  • Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! 🔥

Whoa, Canyonero! CANYONERO!

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