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Springfield Rockers

Rock and roll from the heart of America's favorite town.

We've played every venue from the Isotopes Stadium to the Springfield dump (great acoustics, actually). Our sound is as authentic as the three-eyed fish in our river and as powerful as whatever's going on at Sector 7-G.

"Rock and roll had become stagnant. Then we came along." - Band Member


๐Ÿ”Š Our Style

  • ๐ŸŽธ Raw Power - Like a nuclear reactor, but musical
  • ๐Ÿฅ Heavy Drums - Louder than Homer's snoring (almost)
  • ๐ŸŽค Anthems - Songs about Springfield, beer, and more beer
  • โšก Pure Energy - Powered by Duff and questionable life choices

We put the "rock" in "Springfield rocks!" and the "roll" in "let's roll to Moe's after the show."

Moe's Tavern
Moe's Tavern

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekโ€”assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak


๐Ÿฅƒ What We Offer

  • ๐Ÿบ Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • ๐Ÿ’” The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • ๐ŸŽต Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

โš ๏ธ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.

Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekโ€”assuming the health inspector doesn't visit.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak


๐Ÿฅƒ What We Offer

  • ๐Ÿบ Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
  • ๐Ÿ’” The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
  • ๐ŸŽต Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)

โš ๏ธ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.

"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."

๐ŸŽค Karaoke Night

Dec 10
EST Weekly ยท Thursday
More dates Thu, Dec 17
$8

About

๐ŸŽค Grab the Mic!

Belt out your favorites! "Baby on Board" performances strongly encouraged. Be Sharps reunions welcome!

"Baby on board, how I've adored, that sign on my car's window pane..." - The Be Sharps

Fan Favorites

  • "See My Vest" - Mr. Burns' fashion anthem
  • "We Put The Spring in Springfield" - Town pride!
  • "Happy Birthday, Lisa" - Michael Jackson ("John Jay Smith") approved
  • "It Was a Very Good Beer" - Homer's ballad ๐Ÿบ

Prizes Tonight

  • Best Performance: Free pitcher of Duff
  • Best Costume: Moe's respect (priceless)
  • Most Emotional: Tissues and a hug

Warning: "Bawitdaba" is banned after last week's incident.

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